Love Torpedo? More like Love Shock.

It's taken me some time to find an appropriate and fitting name for my blog.

So for the more innocent minded among you who are wondering, just what does this term, 'love torpedo' mean, well here's the answer to your prayers, curtsey of our friend the Urban Dictionary.




Lmao tommorow at 10 oclock, Karl reads the speeches of Hitler in Michael Jackson's voice. Lol.

Out and Out.

What a Joke

Oh what an ironic day to begin a blog. It's been one of my days, by which I mean one of those few, special days, in which I generally make a dick of myself. Also included on this very exclusive list are the day when I died my hair black to become a pirate, and ended up looking like a minstrel when the dye ran all over my face, and perhaps more spectacularly the day when I walked home from college with fake blood still running down my face.

There is no end to the amount of small children whose innocent lives I have ruined today by walking home as the Joker. Hmm.

On another point, welcome to the ole' blog, this is generally where I will attempt to give you wee souls a little bit of cheap entertainment at least once a day, and hopefully put a smile on your faces (no Joker related pun intended).